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Captain Jack

"A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

The Captain’s Manifest

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

I’m the sort of person who treats life like a map that keeps updating itself when you’re not looking. Plans are suggestions. Detours are features. If something looks impossible, I assume it’s just badly explained and poke it until it works.

I specialize in strategically avoiding unnecessary work by teaching machines, systems, or future-me to do it instead. Some people call that laziness. More enlightened minds call it automation.

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do."

Curiosities & Pursuits

Badminton: Fast feet, faster reactions, and the quiet joy of outmaneuvering someone with physics and timing.

Pāli: Ancient language, precise thinking, zero tolerance for sloppy logic. Surprisingly calming. Mildly unhinged to enjoy. I do.

Wacky projects: Software, tools, experiments, and ideas that exist because I wanted to see if they could.

Personal Operating System
  • If a task can be done once, it should never be done twice.
  • If something breaks, it was probably curious enough to deserve it.
  • If a path looks chaotic but feels right, follow it. The straight road is usually crowded anyway.
  • I’m not here to look impressive. I’m here to build interesting things.

Caffeine & Enthusiasm

Ship's Caffeine Supply: 100%

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

The Bounty Board

The Code Chest

Digital plunder and automated scripts.

REWARD: 5,000 GOLD

Identify Yourself

Register your own bounty & crimes.

REWARD: VARIES

Courier Pigeon

Direct contact. No middlemen. No noise. lokisparrowukong@proton.me

REWARD: VARIABLE GOLD

Scholar’s Journal

Thoughts, devlogs, and lessons learned the hard way.

REWARD: 7,500 GOLD

Whispering Stone

Discord profile. DM if your goal is summoning a demon.

REWARD: TRUST

WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE

PIRATE NAME
Β£100

FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE CROWN